In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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