And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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