Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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