And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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