He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Me too!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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