drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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