girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Boobs speak an international language.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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