It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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