checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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