guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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