i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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