Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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