I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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