Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
