the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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