: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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