Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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