Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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