singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Do vagina's smell?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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