carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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