I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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