Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
FUCK WHALES
wow bdsm is so cute
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