16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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