I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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