he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize
