it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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