So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He has the fingertips of a God
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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