If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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