I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i think i just lost a toe
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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