Where is the hickey?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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