weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
bring money and cleavage
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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