In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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