Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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