He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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