i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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