There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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