let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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