It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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