Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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