Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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