I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do vagina's smell?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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