Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Never underestimate the power of titties
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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