oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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