Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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