"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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