I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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