butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
