three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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