Dual....:-)
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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