A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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